Hello and welcome to the first installment of Ask Egg, where I take WHATEVER questions you have and give them an answer. Super lame intro but going with it anyway!!
“Dear Egg, so how long does a dragon’s egg take to hatch?” -B. Well B, in my many years, I have hatched over hundreds of dragons. Sitting on them doesn’t work by the way, so don’t try it unless you want some yolky ass. Dragon Eggs usually need heat. I recommend a giant fire pit that you can sit in while you watch your dead husband burn away. Sad but also has a good outcome. Make good of a very sad situation. Goodbye husband, hello little baby dragons.
“Hey, Egg! What are enhance badges?” -M. Hey M! Enhance badges are used for your viziers. There are various kinds of badges: Research, Prestige, Political, and Military. If you have 5 badge shards, you can combine them to make one random enhance badge. To use an Enhance Badge, 1) go to any vizier of your choosing. 2) Click on the develop tab. There you will see, 3) how much talent your vizier has and what type as well as how much each one has. Make sure to match the badge to the correct talent. Click on whichever one you have and click 4) level up! There you go! How to use an Enhance Badge 101. “
Dear Egg, where do eggs come from?” -SQ. Hello SQ, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much… I’m sure you see where I’m going with this. Bow Chicka Wow Wow with a little Marvin Gaye and you got yourself a good night.
“Did the chicken or the egg come first?” -B. Hello again B. I personally believe the chicken came first. Not surprising if it’s a male chicken. Just Saying.
“If every life starts out as an egg, how did the egg come to be?” -R. Howdy R. Biology. That is all because I can go on for hours about this.
“Hey Egg, what is the egg made out of?” -SQ. If you want to get all technical with it, I can do that! Eggshells are made nearly entirely of calcium carbonate, which is CaCo3, crystals. Calcium Carbonate is also the same substance that makes up marble, chalk, and shellfish shells. Did you know that an egg is the equivalent of uterus and placenta? Think of that next time you make yourself some eggs and bacon in the morning.
“Is Sainthood part of the CIA?” -B. Call 1 (703) 482-0623 and ask for Agent Egg to find out.
“Who will sit in the Iron Throne?” -S. SPOILERS FOR GAME OF THRONES. DO NOT READ!!!!
The rightful heir to the Iron Throne is Aegon of the House Targaryen, the Seventh of His Name, The Resurrected, The King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Protector of the Realm, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, The White Wolf, The King in the North, The Prince that was Promised, The 998th Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch, The Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North, Beater of the Bastards, Friend of the Free Folk and Knower of Nothing, Jon Snow, Son of the married Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark.
“How many eggs can a chicken have?” -SQ. As many as they can before we eat them.
“Will Jon Snow double cross the dragon?” -S. SPOILERS FOR GAME OF THRONES. DO NOT READ!!!!
Jon Snow’s real name (in the shows) is Aegon Targaryen. Sam and Gilly discovered that Rhaegar and Lyanna were married and that Rhaegar had his marriage with Elia Martell annulled so that his children with Lyanna would be legitimized. Upon Lyanna’s death in the Tower of Joy, where a young Eddard Stark goes to rescue his sister, he discovers she is giving birth to Rhaegar’s child. She tells Ned that his name is Aegon Targaryen and that Ned needs to protect him from Robert Baratheon, whom she was supposed to marry before she fell in love with Rhaegar. Eddard Stark takes the young Aegon as his own and names him Jon, after the man who wasn’t his father but had raised him as his own son, Jon Arryn. That is actually a really beautiful detail if you look into it but that’s a conversation for another day. Snow is the bastards surname in the North. Now we have the “bastard son” of Ned Stark: Jon Snow. But Jon Snow is Aegon Targaryen. So, in conclusion, Jon Snow IS the dragon.
“How do you get a challenge edict?” -A. I’m not entirely sure myself. I believe you will be able to purchase them during an arena event, but I could be wrong.
“Why do they put gluten in everything?” -GW. Because Trump.
“What other uses are there for leftover chopsticks?” – MM. There are plenty of things you can do with leftover chopsticks! Make sure to clean them before use. You can use them as a hair accessory, use them to stir while cooking, to mix drinks, use the sticks for homemade popsicles, toast marshmallows, pit cherries with one, use them to turn over meat or tofu when grilling, prop open a window, use as a skewer for food, mix paint and much more.
“Dear Egg, my lover gets mad I’m on the game all the time. How do I fix this?” -SV. Tell that sweet lovely person to get into the game or eat ass. No other option.